Ode to the Swiss Army Knife - a little poem

I just love Victorinox Swiss Army Knives. I was inspired and wrote little poem. I hope you like it. What will the designers at Victorinox come up with next?


Ode to the Swiss Army Knife

Kill a bear
Chop down a tree
My Swiss Army Knife
Is there for me

Clip your nail
Open a box
With my tried and true
Victorinox

Boy Scout pal
Officer’s friend
When you need a tool
It’s what you send

Up in space
Down on the ground
It’s in your pocket
And can be found

Always there
When times get rough
There’s never a job
That is too tough

Stainless steel
Red cellidor
When you need to cut
There’s nothing more

Open some wine
And pop a cap
If there’s a party
Drink in a snap

Plug it in
To USB
Transfer documents
So flawlessly

MP3
And a laser
Show your girl your knife
You’ll amaze her

Whatever else
Could possibly
Be the coolest thing
For us to see?

When it rings
I will not roam
I’ll just flip open
Swiss Army phone


Swiss Army Knives are handy as can be. If you want to check out models for yourself, visit Swiss Knives Express.